freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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"Don’t you get it? I chose you, over anyone else. I always fucking choose you."(via latelycravingmore)

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

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"I think the saddest thing someone could ever say is ‘please don’t leave me’."R.R. (via nova-smrt)

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paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

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