strike a pose
i hope i frustrate you and you think about me a lot
how am I supposed to sleep when there’s people out there who think girls pee out of their vaginas
ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING WHEN PEOPLE THINK THEY’RE TOO GOOD FOR POP MUSIC AND THAT THEY’RE SPECIAL FOR LISTENING TO MUSIC THAT ISN’T “MAINSTREAM” LIKE CONGRATULATIONS YOU’RE A PRICK WOULD YOU LIKE A STATUE MADE IN YOUR HONOR
probably one of my favourite things
one day i’ll be really attractive and you’ll all be sorry
shade level over 9000
Kim Kardashian got engaged and had a baby and still got out-Googled by Beyonce who hasn’t even bothered to drop a single.
motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
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